Surprise (eyeroll)

I know you've all been waiting with baited breath for the conclusion to last week's Durango tale, and I'm here to deliver.


Upon heading out of the office on Friday, I noticed that while we weren't looking, the rebel Durango made a successful escape. How did this happen?? Did she see me run out to look at her license plate prior to reporting her to the UMPD and swiftly come out to move it? No one knows.....

Well, whaddya know... Today, who should be parked in that same corner but stumpy legs in the green Durango! I shook my fist in disgust. It's time the authorities intervened!!! But what do I do now? If I call the hospital security, they might think I'm a weirdo that gets off on getting other people in trouble. And if I call up UMPD, well, they'll laugh because they're out busting rapists and marijuana growers and stuff.

But this in itself confuses me. I mean, how many times have the rest of us been towed on U of MN property for parking in the wrong place or for too long?? I mean C'MON! Justice must be SERVED here!!!

My only option left is clearly to stage a stakeout. Our office is not comfortably located for this purpose, so it'd have to be a concious effort to monitor the rebel green Durango. Oh how I wish I had some video surveillance equipment. My camera phone just won't cut it.

TO BE CONTINUED....